1. must be short and round
2.always red faced
3. always angry with people
4. hasn’t got alot of hair wears it as comb over
5. doesn’t like everyone but everyone likes him
6. lives with a roomate
7. hates his roomate
8. old people love him
9. has a sense of humor
10. likes old music
11. watches old stand-up comedians
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